What an excellent day for an exorcism

Yesterday Argon-Man and I were talking in the kitchen when I heard my phone ring in the other room. The ringtone alerted me that it was ‘family.’ The very second I pick up the phone it stops ringing. The caller ID on the outside LCD screens says:

“Argon-Man’s Cell”

*blink blink*

I walk back into the kitchen. “Argon, where’s your phone?”

“It’s in the office. Why?”

*run back to office*

Argon-Man’s cell phone is laying on a shelf. In the office...

SATAN!!!!